11:18 am - Wed, Feb 26, 2014
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If my orbit appears irregular it’s because I encountered the gravity of Neil deGrasse Tyson last night.

If my orbit appears irregular it’s because I encountered the gravity of Neil deGrasse Tyson last night.

1:01 pm - Fri, Jan 24, 2014
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Believe it or not, last night’s episode is flying free across the internet! Catch it!

Believe it or not, last night’s episode is flying free across the internet! Catch it!

6:25 pm - Wed, Jan 8, 2014
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Today it’s been one year since I moved to LA. Very happy to be working.

Today it’s been one year since I moved to LA. Very happy to be working.

2:06 pm - Tue, Dec 31, 2013
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Hang in there, little fella. We’re almost there.

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11:16 am - Tue, Dec 17, 2013
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maynestage:

So many exciting things going on for Dan Telfer
1. He released a new EP! Listen here.
2. He will be here in 11 days. Tickets: http://bit.ly/17RWVth
3. He is recording that show!

My Chicago show is soon! Get all up on it, my friends.

12:58 pm - Fri, Nov 29, 2013
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Listen/purchase: The Pacman Always Rings Twice by Dan Telfer

Hey gang! Today I released an EP that I put together myself as a little holiday job. It was recorded at my Tendrils of Ruin CD release party (except for the bonus track, which is from a year prior).

I did a 90+ minute set that night, and this features my favorite 35 minutes or so. Track 1 and 3 are mostly audience interaction, Track 2 is the inspiration for the title and cover art- a long story about the time that I made intentionally lame tweets on a very dark and introspective night.

That cover art, by the way, is by the amazingly talented Dave Kloc. You should buy something of his too.

It’s marked pay what you can, but I’m hoping to make a little holiday cash from it so I hope you’ll consider throwing me whatever cash you can! 

Cheers,
Dan

6:17 pm - Thu, Oct 17, 2013
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Hey guys, I’m working as the Social Media Producer on @midnight, Chris Hardwick’s new show premiering on Comedy Central on 10/21! Get up on this hashtag game, won’t you?atmidnightcc:

we’re playing a hashtag game on twitter so come play now @midnight

Hey guys, I’m working as the Social Media Producer on @midnight, Chris Hardwick’s new show premiering on Comedy Central on 10/21! Get up on this hashtag game, won’t you?

atmidnightcc
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we’re playing a hashtag game on twitter so come play now @midnight

4:10 pm - Sat, Aug 17, 2013
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thecomedybureau:

Dan Telfer has just uploaded a long 24 min. set of his stand-up on Vimeo, free to watch, but hopefully for PayPal donations. If you were unaware, with commercials, most half hour stand up specials on TV actually time out to just under that time.

Basically, Dan’s giving you a half hour special for whatever you want to pay and you should take advantage of this.

10:11 pm - Thu, Aug 15, 2013
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I have decided to release this 24 minute set of my stand-up free to everyone. For a long time I had this recording on ice and was showing it to TV type people. When those TV people did not bite, I was reluctant to share the set.

Comedians were starting to release entire hours on the internet for $5, and I was neither famous enough to make a lot of money that way, nor did I have the savings to host the video myself and sell it without another site skimming a ton of money off the top. But then I started retiring all of this material, and what wasn’t already on my EP got released on my full length CD, and it felt silly to hoard it. So here you are!

The emcee is my old pal
Ricky Carmona, who was instrumental in helping me transition out to LA this year, where he’d been for almost two years. When I recorded this we both lived in Chicago. Also I had just come off recording Pop Pilgrims for The A.V. Club and had an amazing time travelling with the editorial staff and the production guys at Picture Show (who also record A.V. Undercover). Brendan and Jaime of Picture Show agreed to tape and edit the set, and I am really happy with how it turned out. 

Since I released it on social media yesterday, a few people have been generous enough to leave me tips via the PayPal donation button on the right side of this page. My family and I are still recovering from the cost of a cross-country move, and those donations mean a lot to me. Thanks so much if you’re able to throw some coins in that well.

So yeah! The whole reason you probably know who I am is because of that one bit I did on the internet. I do it here, again, for longer. I should be putting more of my comedy on the internet. It has been good to me. I owe you this. Thanks for everything so far, pixellated pals.

1:52 pm - Wed, Jun 26, 2013
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witstream:

We asked Dan Telfer to name his five most favoritest tweets. You can follow him on Twitter here. He’s a stand-up and writer in Los Angeles, so you should hire him to comedize!

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